1. Squirrel Feet Earrings
www.craftastrophe.net
What would PETA activists say now? This is the most morbid gift idea on this list. I don’t know who is weird enough to produce this thing, but it would be nice if no one wants to hang animal’s feet on her ears. You must remember, if you give this as a gift to anyone that is close to you, there’s a risk that you could be seen with a person that leave very bad impression.
2. Einstein Watch
www.a3bs.com
For those who don’t understand Einsten’s theories this watch is just a cool stuff, but for those who do understand them this can be a nice gift, although it’s a little bit weird. This watch is relative, so instead of the hands which should rotate around the watch, they actually stand still whilst the numbers are rotating around them. That would be an extraordinary gift for physician, no doubt.
3. Fetus-shaped Cookie Cutter
www.flickr.com
We all love cookies, in all their different tastes and all their different shapes. However, no one likes to eat fetuses, so this fetus-shaped cookie cutter is for weird people only. It’s unbelievable how somebody invented this one and it’s even more unbelievable that there’s somebody to buy it.
4. Instakilt
www.thistleproducts.co.ukg
The kilt is well known Scottish traditional clothe which men wear while there’s no any underwear. For the modern man who has no time to change clothes at all, the Instalkilt could be an amazing gift. It looks like a towel that men wear after shower and is very easy to dress. By the way, it looks just like the original kilts. However, you must remember that the purpose of the Instakilt is not to dry yourself.
5. Mirror Wiper
www.keanmiles.com
The great car lovers now have the opportunity to install a car wiper in their bathroom, of course, if somebody gives it to them as a gift. Otherwise, it costs $86. Perfectly clear mirror is essential in order to look nice in every single day, so if you don’t like how your boss looks like in the mornings, why don’t you buy him one of these? It’s weird, but practical, however.
6. Gun Alarm Clock
www.aliexpress.com
Do you know someone who wants to kill the alarm clock in the morning? Here’s your chance to make his life better. When the evil alarm clock start to ring in your ears and all your nerves all you need to do is to take the gun which you carry under your pillow and shoot the clock. Unfortunately, it will keep waking you up every next morning, but you can still show it your anger.
7. Underwear for Two
www.theprankstore.com
Some couples share everything, absolutely everything. If you know such a couple, you can surprise them with Fundies, the underwear for two. The so-much-in-love couple would be happy to jump into their common piece of underwear and keep sharing. This would be perfect for those annoying couples who agree on everything. Maybe they will get the message.
8. Knitted Frog Dissection
www.toxel.com
If you know someone whose passion in high school was to dissect frogs then you have found the perfect present for him… unless he still wants to remove the frog’s organs. They’re all in place, but this gift purpose is not to take the place of real frogs. Also, you can show a little attention for your biology teacher, if you’re still in touch, just in case if you want to revenge him or her.
9. Dead Rat Thong
www.hipforums.com
Valentine’s Day has just passed by, but for a man who really loves his girl everyday is a Valentine. So, there’s still a chance to give her the dead rat thong. Thongs are nice gifts, but I don’t believe that there’s any girl in the world who would like to wear that. The lesson: if you wanna break up with your girl, give her the dead rat thong.
10. Minor Miracle Mug
www.popdeluxe.net
Wanna make atheists question their beliefs? Just give those this Mary’s face mug and when they’ll experience “the miracle” every single morning maybe they’ll start to go to church. At least, they could say prayers to the coffee and the picture in it, ot maybe they’ll just pour more coffee into the mug.
